(This is a fictional poem) <br /> <br />I hate this damn television that my wife just bought. <br />When I ask people if I'm intelligent, they say I'm not. <br />This TV only picks up one channel and that really blows. <br />It only has one program that's about washing clothes. <br />This one show is irritating and it's starting to make me fume. <br />Why did my wife put this damn television in the laundry room?<br /><br />Randy Johnson<br /><br />http://www.poemhunter.com/poem/this-damn-television/
