I often wonder at the vanity of men <br />Particular attention given <br />To the colour of the hair <br />In relation to the age of the face <br />I mean jet black <br />On a face that resemble's <br />A road map of the arctic <br />I saw this fellow with fifteen strands <br />Of hair across his dome <br />No more strands then a pussy cat <br />Would posess on his face <br />Or his arse, the colour was dark brown <br />He might have been better of <br />Putting glue on his head <br />Asking his girlfriend to sit on his dome <br />Oh, the vanity of men <br /> <br />Written saturday 11 december 2004<br /><br />Allan James Saywell<br /><br />http://www.poemhunter.com/poem/vanity-of-men/
