I went into the chemists, <br />I was young and very shy. <br />He asked me what I wanted; <br />Couldn't look him in the eye. <br /> <br />I beckoned him much closer <br />So that no-one else could hear, <br />And, shuffling feet and awkward, <br />I whispered in his ear. <br /> <br />Well, the answer that he gave me <br />It shook me to the roots <br />And I thought I'd heard it all because <br />He said, 'I think you should try Boots'.<br /><br />Terry Donovan<br /><br />http://www.poemhunter.com/poem/naughty-poem/
