“Harvey! ! ! Come Here! ! ! ” <br /> <br />Your Latest delayed departure time is now 6.15. <br />EasyJet apologises for this delay. <br />Refreshment vouchers will be distributed in 15 minutes <br /> <br />“…Yeah! Not Half! We sat on the plane for 90 minutes, <br />then they off-loaded us: ‘Hydraulic System’.” <br /> <br />This is another boarding call for Flight EZ 311…err….…9..? <br /> <br />“Two Chicken and Smokey Bacon Ciabattas and a Skinny Latte! ” <br /> <br />….Wish you all a very pleasant flight. <br /> <br />“I’m coming! ! I’m coming! ! Mummy: I’m coming! ” <br /> <br />….Will be boarding in ticket number priority order. <br /> <br />“I know: it’s just the way Mother was…” <br /> <br />…In the meantime, please remain seated – your flight will be called shortly. <br /> <br />“…’Scuse my French – but I’m frightened of flying! ” <br /> <br />….Wish you all a very pleasant flight. <br /> <br />“……If I ever get there: yes! ”<br /><br />Tony Jolley<br /><br />http://www.poemhunter.com/poem/starbucks-stanstead/
