'He this...' <br />She says. <br />'She that...' <br />He replys. <br />And I listen to this, <br />Not taking either side. <br />Quarrels do not feed my appetite. <br />Especially when I'm caught... <br />In the midst of a domestic fight! <br />'What do 'you think? ' <br />She asks. <br />'Don't get involved! ' <br />Says he! <br />And I look for the bathroom... <br />Since all of this makes me pee! <br />'Sure, take his side! ' <br />She says as I moved! <br />And as he walked to the door... <br />Guess who goes through it, <br />To get away from these two? <br />I know the signs of divorce, <br />And I knew quickly what to say and do! <br />'Thanks for dinner! <br />I just remembered it's my anniversary! ' <br /> <br />'I thought you said you were divorced? ' <br />Says he. <br /> <br />OH! I am! <br />Thank you for reminding me to celebrate it!<br /><br />Lawrence S. Pertillar<br /><br />http://www.poemhunter.com/poem/not-taking-either-side/
