It's not polite to slam the door, <br />On the face of one who aggravates! <br />Invite them in... <br />And push them out the window instead! <br />Your point will be quickly delivered, <br />When they discover you serving hors d'oeuvres <br />To the attending ambulance crew! <br />Leaving everyone with a taste of your graciousness!<br /><br />Lawrence S. Pertillar<br /><br />http://www.poemhunter.com/poem/quickly-delivered/