(This is a fictional poem) <br /> <br />While eating an apple, I found half a worm and I vomited on the floor. <br />My wife had just mopped and she beat me up and I really am sore. <br />I'll never again buy fruit at that produce store <br />and I've learned not to eat in the house anymore.<br /><br />Randy Johnson<br /><br />http://www.poemhunter.com/poem/half-a-worm/
