(This is a fictional poem) <br /> <br />At first things looked pretty grim. <br />I ignored people when they told me not to go for a swim. <br />I went in the lake just five minutes after eating. <br />If Lindsay Lohan hadn't been there, God is who I would've been meeting. <br />I got a cramp and I nearly drowned. <br />If it wasn't for Lindsay, I would no longer be around. <br />My life was saved by this wonderful movie star. <br />She pulled me out of the lake and gave me CPR. <br />I've been given a second chance and I'm full of gratitude. <br />I'll never go swimming again right after eating food.<br /><br />Randy Johnson<br /><br />http://www.poemhunter.com/poem/second-chance-3/
