(This is a fictional poem) <br /> <br />A foreigner married a woman to get a green card. <br />But he had no idea that life would get so hard. <br />His wife took most of his money and when he complained, she kicked him in the nuts. <br />She cussed him out and she constantly kicked his butt. <br />She fed him dog food and peed in his oatmeal. <br />That was the last straw, he was going to get out of this ordeal. <br />He told immigration that he only married her to get a green card. <br />He was returned to his country and she was put behind bars. <br />He couldn't stay in America but he's happy because she's in jail. <br />But her cellmate is miserable because she's being put through hell.<br /><br />Randy Johnson<br /><br />http://www.poemhunter.com/poem/green-card/
