(This is a fictional poem and is also a sequel.) <br /> <br />I was rid of my old wife and life was once again great. <br />But I remarried and it's something I've come to hate. <br />My new wife used toilet water to make me some lemonade. <br />Getting married was the two worst decisions I've ever made. <br />She took a bow and arrow and wounded my butt. <br />I couldn't sit for weeks because of this slut. <br />She put anthrax in my tea and said it was sugar. <br />Then she gave me a sandwich that was full of boogers. <br />When she made me some coffee, she used Copenhagen snuff. <br />I puked my guts out and I'd had enough. <br />I'm taking the bitch to court to get a divorce. <br />I don't want to risk marrying another bitch so when I marry again, I'm going to marry a horse.<br /><br />Randy Johnson<br /><br />http://www.poemhunter.com/poem/my-new-wife-is-a-bitch-too/
