(This is a fictional poem) <br /> <br />Every woman who sees me wants my body. <br />Their husbands kicked my ass so I had to learn karate. <br />Now when jealous husbands attack me, they get hurt. <br />I wish God hadn't made me too sexy for my shirt.<br /><br />Randy Johnson<br /><br />http://www.poemhunter.com/poem/what-women-want-2/
