They just found tons of oil on my property. <br />Yesterday I was poor and now I'm like the Beverly hillbillies. <br />But instead of spending the money for myself, I'm going to use it to help mankind. <br />I'll give to the homeless, the church and every charity I can find. <br /> <br />A couple of people have told me that it's stupid to be a philanthropist. <br />But I believe that's why God intended me to exist. <br />When we see so much suffering in the world, we know it isn't fair. <br />Thank God I can help so many people now that I'm a billionaire.<br /><br />Randy Johnson<br /><br />http://www.poemhunter.com/poem/philanthropist-2/
