One day a man came to my house with a seed. <br />I decided to buy it because of my greed. <br />The man said it would grow into a money tree. <br />When I told people, they said they're glad they're not as stupid as me. <br />The tree didn't grow and I cussed and hollered. <br />That seed cost me ten thousand dollars. <br />People say that my brain is as small as a pig's. <br />But a CAT scan showed that it's not even half that big.<br /><br />Randy Johnson<br /><br />http://www.poemhunter.com/poem/money-tree-4/
