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Randy Johnson - Lousy pilot

2014-06-12 6 Dailymotion

I decided to fly planes for a living. <br />I learned that there are a lot of people who are unforgiving. <br />At pilot school the tests were hard so I cheated. <br />People beat the crap out of me and a doctor was what I needed. <br />When I flew my one and only flight for Delta Airlines, I had to admit that I didn't know how to land the plane. <br />I got my ass kicked so many times that I take pills to dull the pain. <br />I told the copilot to land the plane but he said he cheated too. <br />People began to panic but then a kid figured out what to do. <br />This ten year old boy landed the plane and everyone was relieved. <br />Now I'm ashamed to admit that a ten year old is smarter than me.<br /><br />Randy Johnson<br /><br />http://www.poemhunter.com/poem/lousy-pilot/

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