If your girl friend’s getting old, <br />and not frigid though you’re cold, <br />and she says you’ve got to mate her, <br />get her an eroscillator. <br />It is guaranteed to take <br />care of her while she’s awake, <br />and allow you fast to creep <br />out of bed and go to sleep, <br />while she’s stimulating part <br />of her body like a tart <br />who’s no longer hot for boys, <br />but for senior bedroom toys. <br />How I wish there were a senior <br />toy for when I’m being weenier <br />than my lady thinks I ought <br />to be when in the mood to court.<br /><br />gershon hepner<br /><br />http://www.poemhunter.com/poem/eroscillator/
