There’s nothing that’s finer when you are in Umina <br />Than bowling right up to the friendly bowling club <br />There’s nothing that’s finer when you are in Umina <br />Than dropping in for just a drink or some good grub. <br /> <br />Behind the bar you’ll find our Suzy, Linda and Michelle <br />When you come in you’ll get a welcome and a smile as well <br />And if the mood should ever take you to the pokie room <br />There’s all the games that might just make your fortune very soon. <br /> <br />There’s nothing that’s finer when you are in Umina <br />Than bowling right up to the friendly bowling club <br />There’s nothing that’s finer when you are in Umina <br />Than dropping in for just a drink or some good grub <br /> <br />On Thursday nights the club is packed when bingo starts at four <br />And Friday concerts – there’s no extra charges at the door <br />Our raffles too, they need an extra special mention <br />Its your happiness that’s our intention. <br /> <br />There’s nothing that’s finer when you are in Umina <br />Than bowling right up to the friendly bowling club <br />There’s nothing that’s finer when you are in Umina <br />Than dropping in for just a drink or some good grub. <br /> <br />Now, when leaving, should you think you’re over the limit <br />We’ve got a bus that takes you home – no paying for a ticket <br />So if you’re young or if you’re old or somewhere in between <br />Just come along, join up with us and find out what we mean. <br /> <br />There’s nothing that’s finer when you are in Umina <br />Than bowling right up to the friendly bowling club <br />There’s nothing that’s finer when you are in Umina <br />Than dropping in for just a drink or some good grub.<br /><br />David Keig<br /><br />http://www.poemhunter.com/poem/umina-bowling-club/
