The English call the Frenchmen FROGS, <br />because they like to eat their legs. <br />The French, because of London Fogs <br />and narrowness of head like eggs <br />and one of few English inventions: <br />The FRENCH FRY (does it cause those zits?) , <br />which swept the world with good intention <br />under thelabel of POMMES FRITES, <br />bestowed by Poms or Frogs or Who? <br /> <br />For centuries they have been fighting, <br />their tastes do differ by design <br />and matters can get quite exciting, <br />just listen to the following line: <br />The POMS prefer stiff upper lips <br />when faced with life's hard knocks, <br />where FROGS aren't into sailing ships <br />but are, indeed, obsessed with cocks. <br />No, please don't think I'm writing dirty, <br />when I say coc-au-vin, <br />it doesn't mean I'm getting flirty <br />like in the Rouge Moulin. <br />They like their poultry, hang them high <br />and use them only if <br />they have acquired by and by <br />maturity, gone stiff. <br />Now that's cleared up I need to add <br />that Frenchmen do their best <br />to keep a mistress, it's no fad, <br />that way they keep abreast <br />at hand for those rare times, my friend <br />when cock is being basted <br />and no one minds the common trend: <br />A cocktail's never wasted. <br /> <br />Sophisticated Englishmen <br />however aren't the same. <br />They take their girls to tea and when <br />a fire and a flame <br />burn brightly in their little hearts, <br />they can't get in the mood <br />and silently let little farts <br />escape and think of food. <br /> <br />The population figures show, <br />big differences do exist, <br />the English hear the roosters crow, <br />in France you do get hugged and kissed.<br /><br />Herbert Nehrlich<br /><br />http://www.poemhunter.com/poem/frogs-and-poms/
