With heavy heart I do admit <br />I pee (but never ever shit) <br />into the sink, but just at home. <br />Occasionally I hit the comb <br />and once, the toothbrush got a sprinkle. <br /> <br />My spouse, she hates it when I tinkle <br />not in the gadget called a throne <br />I do it only when alone <br />and, let me tell you why she fumes <br />no wild contortions she assumes <br />she simply cannot reach that height <br />though once I saw her when she tried. <br /> <br />I did suggest she use a tube <br />or stand on a large Rubik's cube <br />but even pressed against the ledge <br />what's missing was the leading edge! <br />Now I would never use my tassle <br />in such a way in someone's castle. <br /> <br />You see, the sink drains into metal <br />an S-shaped pipe unlike a kettle, <br />and even half a litre will <br />not be sufficient here to fill <br />the lower vertical completely. <br />Thus, it would sit in there and neatly <br />release its aromatic fumes <br />into the hallway and the rooms. <br /> <br />Unless one runs the tap for thirty <br />or forty seconds, it stays dirty, <br />and then there is that yellow stain <br />which shows against the white so plain. <br /> <br />Suspicion grows inside a host <br />when peeing ought to take at most <br />a couple minutes and no more.... <br />perhaps he'll listen through the door! <br /> <br />I have, on very rare occasions <br />used sinks in houses of Caucasians, <br />but due to my advancing years <br />and after one too many beers. <br /> <br />I usually just sit and nibble <br />on snacks but later on a dribble <br />released by order of a gland <br />it's the residual, understand (?) , <br /> <br />keeps coming, taking its sweet time <br />in men who've lived beyond their prime. <br />I hope you all have understood <br />why women would, well...if they could <br /> <br />and men would aim a little higher <br />(he who denies it is a liar) . <br />You see we Krauts are fond of saying <br />there is no use in hoping, praying...... <br /> <br />no shaking, tapping, squeezing, willing <br />can keep the final dropp from spilling.<br /><br />Herbert Nehrlich<br /><br />http://www.poemhunter.com/poem/peeing-in-the-sink/
