Her man had a vasectomy <br />and she a thyroidectomy. <br />He had to watch his 'p's' and 'q's' <br />and stay away from too much booze. <br /> <br />She couldn't swallow for some days, <br />it was post op, the healing phase. <br />So, all in all, it worked out well <br />as far as anyone can tell. <br /> <br />You see, whenever someone ties <br />the vas that carries little guys <br />from deep within those balls of fire, <br />the operation makes for dire <br /> <br />low volume and slow motion straits. <br />Which may stay hidden from his mates <br />but would affect - through lack of cream - <br />the little fellow's self esteem. <br /> <br />In this case, though the operation <br />had numbed interior neck sensation. <br />As the amount was not diminished <br />she could not know when he was finished. <br /> <br />But, strangely, as I understand <br />he missed that little thyroid gland. <br />Said she, my lovely, let us hush <br />some day we'll have a Royal gush.<br /><br />Herbert Nehrlich<br /><br />http://www.poemhunter.com/poem/truce-3/
