A blonde whose Christian name was Doris <br />was piloting a doubledecker, <br />her strong orbicularis oris <br />clamped tightly to her playmate's pecker. <br /> <br />'Why such a grim and serious face? ' <br />So asked the man, 'why don't you grin? ' <br />The answer came: 'This is a case <br />of being either out or in.' <br /> <br />'You see', so said the dame named Doris <br />'a girl's orbicularis oris <br />can for a pecker be a pucker <br />in vulgar terms that means a sucker.' <br /> <br />'To grin, however, it relaxes <br />can't maintain grip around the pecker <br />it's quite akin to paying taxes <br />as chancellor of the exchequer.' <br /> <br />'Oh, now I see just what you mean, <br />for lips to grip they need to pucker <br />for grinning they look less obscene <br />but cannot grin while playing sucker.' <br /> <br />As you can see this is pure science <br />if flying in a doubledecker <br />and upside down, in bold defiance <br />keep a tight grip around your pecker. <br /> <br /> <br />Note: <br />In simple terms for the children readers: <br />The orbicularis oris is a muscle not dissimilar <br />to the orbicularis oculi, though much more sophisticated. <br />However, in this context, its properties as a very <br />effective sphincter are being illuminated. <br />The author remained aware throughout the poem's creation <br />of the need for avoiding certain inflammatory words. <br /> <br />Dieses Gedicht ist meinem Obersturmbannfuehrer Jerry Hughes <br />gewidmet. In Anerkennung seiner selbstlosen Dienste <br />fuer Volk und Vaterland.<br /><br />Herbert Nehrlich<br /><br />http://www.poemhunter.com/poem/orbicularis-oris/
