I used to be self conscious, <br />My nose was really big! <br />I broke it nearly fifteen times <br />I looked just like a pig.! <br /> <br />So I went to see a surgeon <br />to see what he could do. <br />He told me he could make my nose <br />look just as good as new. <br /> <br />So I uncovered all my mirrors <br />and combed my unkempt hair, <br />I threw out all my trenchcoats <br />and bought new clothes to wear <br /> <br />But when the bandages all came off <br />I screamed and then freaked out! <br />My big fat ugly pig like nose <br />looked like a baboon's snout! <br /> <br />From that day on, I never look back <br />or argue with my fate. <br />I may not look like Cary Grant <br />But to monkeys I look great!<br /><br />Once upon a toilet wall<br /><br />http://www.poemhunter.com/poem/beauty-is-in-the-eye-of-the-beholder-4/
