I'm not a cough dropp popper, <br />To hide a tainted breath. <br />If my breath gets that bad, <br />I'll get myself arrested. <br /> <br />You may offer your suggestions, <br />If onions eatened overwhelm. <br />But we're not together kissing. <br />So dismiss what you smell. <br /> <br />You're not all that... <br />To get me to believing there's an interest. <br /> <br />You ask me why my shoes aren't spitshined. <br />And my tie not straight... <br />As if we're dating, <br />To become cell mates. <br /> <br />Don't aggitate me please, <br />I'm not ready for it! <br />If I felt the need to strip... <br />I'll walk around, <br />And be naked! <br /> <br />You don't know my name! <br />And we wont get that far. <br />So there's no reason to make claims... <br />You and I have made arrangements. <br /> <br />Don't aggitate me please, <br />I'm not ready for it! <br />If I felt the need to strip... <br />I'll walk around, <br />And be naked! <br /> <br />So there's no reason to make claims... <br />You and I have made arrangements. <br /> <br />Estranged I'll be from those 'arrangements'. <br />Don't wanna woe. <br />Don't try to sell me those arrangements. <br />No woe I owe. <br />Don't get me panicked. <br />Don't get me panicked. <br />Don't get me panicked, <br />By arrangements. <br />Don't wanna woe. <br />No maniac will trap me training. <br />No woe I owe. <br />To get me ready for a maiming! <br />Oh no! <br />I'm not that ready. <br />I'm not that ready. <br />I'm never ready for a maiming!<br /><br />Lawrence S. Pertillar<br /><br />http://www.poemhunter.com/poem/never-ready-for-a-maiming/
