Blame it on my boots <br />My two-toned roots <br />That show through <br />My gorgeous hair <br />The first one to know <br />The first one I'd show <br />You'd understand <br />When I dropped my underwear <br /> <br />And I saw the surprise <br />And the look in your eyes <br />Turned up my Budweiser <br />And toasted you <br />Knew you'd understand <br />I'm still a man <br />And there are some things <br />One just has to do <br /> <br />Cause' I've got a rash in low places (CHORUS) <br />Where the skin is red <br />And the ointment chases <br />The itch away, I'll be okay <br />The doctor said I'm not contagious <br />Hang in there and be courageous <br />Cause' I've got a rash in low places <br /> <br />Well, I knew it was wrong <br />When you found that thong <br />When it fell, off the rocking chair <br />Darling don't be so mean <br />And cause a big scene <br />Don't know where it came from <br />Honey, I swear <br /> <br />Cause' I've got a rash in low places (CHORUS) <br />Where the skin is red <br />And the ointment chases <br />The itch away, I'll be okay <br />The doctor said I'm not contagious <br />Hang in there, and be courageous <br />Cause' I've got a rash in low places <br /> <br />(Well not quite Garth Brooks)<br /><br />Barry A. Lanier<br /><br />http://www.poemhunter.com/poem/b-rash-in-low-places-sing-along/