I’ve been whistling up a Monkeys arse <br />Tis’ futile this I know <br />I’ve been doing it now for three weeks <br />With not a thing to show <br />It never blinks it never smiles <br />Its ears never twitch <br />I think it’s time to stop now <br />As my lips begun to itch<br /><br />Bill Smith<br /><br />http://www.poemhunter.com/poem/whistling-up-a-monkeys-arse/
