An apple a day keeps the doctor away <br />and a garlic (one clove) keeps the heat in your stove. <br />But a kiss and a hug beats it all so they say <br />it will heal all your ailments, by Jove. <br /> <br />Take the apple, the garlic and kiss her sweet lips <br />if the garlic should wrinkle her nose, <br />slide your hands to caress her size 42 hips <br />and inser in her cleavage a rose. <br /> <br />If she still is too cold and not with it at all <br />you must tell her of those in the queue, <br />and that touching the subject has barriers fall <br />that all mankind is waiting for you. <br /> <br />If she senses that others are aiming their gaze <br />at the man that is close now to hand <br />you will enter an extraterrestrial blaze <br />which only the Gods understand.<br /><br />Herbert Nehrlich<br /><br />http://www.poemhunter.com/poem/of-garlic-and-apples/
