It's the wife who is partial to mutts, <br />I must say I consider it nuts <br />one is black aone is white <br />neither racially right <br />but they vary in size of their butts. <br /> <br />Thus the white one is fat 'round the belly, <br />reminiscent of gooseberry jelly, <br />but her butt is not round <br />and it shades not the ground, <br />and the black is called Machiavelli. <br /> <br />I prefer that the gluteals be hams, <br />and in toto weigh thousands of grams, <br />like the mammaries, soft <br />and perhaps Nabokoffed, <br />now you know why I don't fancy lambs.<br /><br />Herbert Nehrlich<br /><br />http://www.poemhunter.com/poem/mutts-and-butts/
