Passionate kiss will <br />like spiderweb soon open <br />fly of man in heat. <br /> <br />Virginity is <br />like big respected bubble, <br />one prick, all gone then. <br /> <br />Wife who puts husband <br />in doghouse soon will get him <br />out of the cathouse. <br /> <br />Panties are really <br />not very best thing on earth <br />but next to best thing. <br /> <br />Man who drive like hell <br />is probably a German <br />and soon will get there. <br /> <br />Man who farts in church <br />will soon find himself alone <br />and sit in own pew. <br /> <br />Man who fight with wife <br />all day will most certainly <br />get no piece at night. <br /> <br />Foolish man give wife <br />grand piano smart man will <br />give upright organ<br /><br />Herbert Nehrlich<br /><br />http://www.poemhunter.com/poem/from-the-selection-confucius-says/
