Lady, could you please sign for this urgent delivery <br />Hold it just a second, I have an important inquiry <br />Exactly who is this parcel of nicotine for <br />Don't just think that you can go rushing out that door <br /> <br />I'm not completely sure, all I know is it is urgent <br />The truck's parked in a no-park, that's why I am impatient <br />Could you wait while I find out who wants this smelly bundle <br />Then I'll know just where I should take it on my trundle <br /> <br />Hello Mr Heart, did you by chance order some nicotine <br />You must be joking, it makes me feel so unclean <br />Mr Lungs, was it you who put in this order of top priority <br />Certainly not, oh no, oh no, it never would have been me <br /> <br />Mrs Veins, did you make this imperative request <br />Not me, I find nicotine so constrictive, it is something I detest <br />But you could try Miss Bones, she who has her nose up in the air <br />Lord only knows what she might order, ring her if you dare <br /> <br />Excuse me Miss Bones, but I wonder if I could trouble you with a question <br />Did you perchance order some nicotine to help you with your digestion <br />You silly fool, don't bother me with inquiries of such stupidity <br />It's plainly obvious that nicotine will do nothing good for me <br /> <br />Mr Courier, I think there has been some kind of mistake <br />Your package will only give these people some kind of ache <br />Please leave immediately and take your parcel with you <br />Your time of departure has become long overdue<br /><br />Alessandra Liverani<br /><br />http://www.poemhunter.com/poem/urgent-delivery/
