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Teedy Dawn - Men Are From Mars Bars (so keep me sweet)

2014-06-12 9 Dailymotion

There are questions that men, <br />Should never answer truthfully <br />When asked by a woman. <br />Do you love me? <br />You say ‘yes’ <br />And when you touch my breasts <br />You say ‘petite’. <br />Your clothes? <br />Pressed straight? <br />Insist I am the ideal weight. <br />And, it goes without exception <br />That my driving is ‘perfection’. <br />A life of bliss? <br />If you want it you should know, <br />That when I ask ‘does my bum look big in this? ’ <br />You say, ‘No! ’<br /><br />Teedy Dawn<br /><br />http://www.poemhunter.com/poem/men-are-from-mars-bars-so-keep-me-sweet/

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