I'm an incompetent Doctor, yes it's true. <br />If you become my patient, chances are I'll lose you. <br />My life is always up in smoke. <br />Because of the lawsuits, I'm broke. <br /> <br />I accidentally gave type O blood to a man who needed type B. <br />His family ordered their two dobermans to attack me. <br />They chewed on my face and ripped up my Armani suit. <br />Before the scars, I was actually cute. <br /> <br />When I operated on a man, I accidentally sewed a surgical instrument inside of him. <br />His family beat me with baseball bats when I told them. <br />Last week I operated on George Bush and I lost him too. <br />I thought people would be mad but instead they said 'thank you'.<br /><br />Randy Johnson<br /><br />http://www.poemhunter.com/poem/incompetent-doctor/
