Eight quid a pop, <br />A chicken for your hob, <br />Or for your kids, <br />Garden or indoors, <br />They can be easily housetraned, <br />And make very docile pets, <br />Particularily the hob ones, <br />So get your eight quid chicken here, <br />Buy two and you get a free, <br />Fork.<br /><br />Nick Hilton<br /><br />http://www.poemhunter.com/poem/chickens-for-sale/