I called my Dog, ' Puddles' <br />because she pee'ed a lot as a Pup <br />I call my Cat, 'Wizzer' <br />Also cause it pee'ed a lot as a Kitten <br />I now have a young boy called ' Wee Willy' <br />Guess why, cause he also pee's a lot, as a Baby <br />No I have bought a Horse, that craps all day Long <br />What do think I call him? <br />Crapper? Shitter? Stinkey? .... No..... <br />I call him Apples<br /><br />David Darbyshire<br /><br />http://www.poemhunter.com/poem/names-2/
