When I was drunk, you was beautiful! <br />You smelled of tar on a newly laid road. <br />When I was drunk, you was wonderful! <br />You had pretty warts like that of a toad. <br /> <br />Your eyes are round like manhole covers, <br />Your face shines like a polished car. <br />I think we two are the fated lovers, <br />Like two patties on a burger fr'yer. <br /> <br />Your the Chevy I never had, <br />The Ol' Seventy-nine I could never restore. <br />Oh please be mine, I love you mad! <br />Your not like 'em other whores. <br /> <br />I'll be the wheels in the front, <br />You'll be the wheels at the back; <br />Marriage will be our connectin shaft, <br />We'll get rid of 'em brakes, oh heck! <br /> <br />You stole my 'eart you pretty robber, <br />Marry me, you won't regret! <br />'Urry now, I'll soon be sober! <br />And discover you're an ugly wretch.<br /><br />Warren Chan<br /><br />http://www.poemhunter.com/poem/roadie-love/
