Typing gets really frustrating, <br />On a keyboard where the R button just won’t bite <br />No matter how hard you type, pressing furiously with <br />Each finger, the R button never bites. <br />You need to go back to where each R is supposed to be <br />And pound the R in each time. <br />Sometimes, the E button doesn’t bite. <br />It sneaks up on you and you won’t even notice. <br />You’ll be oblivious to it until your boss points it our <br />In the middle of a meeting with all the executives in attendance. <br />“I believe there is an e at the beginning of the word explicit” <br />The words shatter your plastic smile like ice against hot asphalt. <br />It’s the entire upper left-hand side of the keyboard that’s the problem <br />Even the left hand TAB button doesn’t bite. <br />And you need that button to rifle through the data inputs on the <br />Financial Analysis input screen. <br />Your lightning fast touch typing reflexes get you done in 5 seconds, <br />Then you look back up at the screen and see all the data in one <br />Goddamn input cell.<br /><br />Warren Augustus de Guzman<br /><br />http://www.poemhunter.com/poem/ranting-richard-at-the-keyboard/
