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Alessandra Liverani - Dave The Drunk

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Dave's a nice bloke, don't get me wrong <br />But, well, the truth of it is that he's a bit of a nong <br />From morning to night he's continually ingesting <br />Poisons that his body is vehemently detesting <br /> <br />Nourishing food that his body is craving <br />Is something that he brusquely aside is waving <br />Instead, he unerringly goes for alcohol and nicotine <br />Two things which make his body so very unclean <br /> <br />And once he starts with a schooner and smoke <br />He can't seem to stop, he keeps going for broke <br />He may think he's tough, that he's indestructible <br />But the tobacco companies just think that he's gullible <br /> <br />My advice to Dave, not that I'm one to give it <br />It's only that I want him his life to go on and live it <br />Is to gather his smokes and stubbies and throw them away <br />And start enjoying himself each and every wonderful day <br /> <br />(Sydney, Australia - 2003)<br /><br />Alessandra Liverani<br /><br />http://www.poemhunter.com/poem/dave-the-drunk/

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