There was a snail slithering through my house the other day, <br />When he saw my flowerpot sneakers by the door he laughed and told me I was lazy <br />I said “Hey, I’m not lazy I’m just waiting.” <br />He snickered and replied “You know, <br />I might be slow, but your stupidity is amazing.” <br /> <br />“Well who the hell do you think you are anyway? ! ” I shouted <br /> <br />“Nobody” he replied calmly <br />“I’m not even here you big baby. I’m just a figment of your imagination. <br />You’ve been in here doing nothing or so long <br />you’re beginning to go crazy.” <br /> <br />I tried to rebuttal but I knew he was right. <br />So I glanced at my door and shook my head at what <br />once was my mud room, was now just a flower bed. <br /> <br />So I groaned “Oh, what the hell” <br />and opened up a flower shop<br /><br />Nicolas 'Kokonutz' Kokonas<br /><br />http://www.poemhunter.com/poem/green-thumb-2/
