If for an ale I yearn <br />think to watch your drink and don't turn <br />or with your beer I'll abscond <br />and it'll soon be beyond <br />the pint of no return!<br /><br />Chuck Audette<br /><br />http://www.poemhunter.com/poem/limerick-for-st-patrick-s-day-2010-the-beer-thief/