Had I been born an alpha male <br />(For sadly I was not) , <br />I'd down my bourbon by the pail, <br />My chili by the pot. <br />I'd ride a honkin' Harley bike. <br />I'd tell my boss to take a hike. <br /> <br />I'd be a shameless bimbo hound. <br />I'd practice every scam. <br />I'd hit on every Jane around, <br />Each Nancy, Kim and Pam. <br />Bodacious babes would lust for me. <br />I'd be one hunky S.O.B. <br />I'd break a heart or two or three <br />And wouldn't give a damn. <br /> <br />My self-esteem would never slump. <br />I'd swagger, strut, and smirk. <br />I'd be a blend of Donald Trump, <br />King Kong, and Captain Kirk. <br />In every conflict I'd prevail. <br />I'd make those beta fellows quail. <br />Yes, if I were an alpha male, <br />Good God, I'd be a jerk!<br /><br />Bridgid Patrick<br /><br />http://www.poemhunter.com/poem/alpha-male-3/
