I showed my goat how to play chess <br />she was quite good, was not the best. <br />She ate the board and made a mess <br />and failed the Goatly challenge test. <br /> <br />She ran amok in the judging tent. <br />Her rivals thought it was heaven sent! <br />Pawns and Bishops all got bent, <br />the Trophy? Twas just a little dent. <br /> <br />So, no more chess, I've thrown that out, <br />I could not handle the goatly pout. <br />So, over crisps, and a pint of stout, <br />We'll discuss the art of tickling trout.<br /><br />Jazzy Davies<br /><br />http://www.poemhunter.com/poem/the-goat-that-cheated-my-first-doggerel/
