I was about to use my blender <br />to make a big, beautiful Hurricane <br />which I figured would help <br />blow me away <br /> <br />Then I remembered <br />a lot of folks have told me <br />not to drink <br /> <br />Well, I don't smoke anymore <br />What's next? <br />Caffeine? <br /> <br />Is a life devoid of all vices <br />worth living? <br /> <br />I doubt I'd do well as a monk <br />I just know the funny hat would itch <br /> <br />But, then again <br />I guess I would have <br />a lot of time to <br />dream about love <br />that could have been <br /> <br />or else just sit around and <br />write my memoirs... <br /> <br />kind of like prisoners do<br /><br />Jeffrey Philip Clegg<br /><br />http://www.poemhunter.com/poem/a-life-devoid-of-all-vices/
