NEVER TRUST WOMEN <br /> <br /> <br />Never trust women, men’s ruinous ribs, <br />and when they speak truthfully you should beware; <br />no fig-leaves can cover their feminine fibs <br />if offered an apple they want you to share, <br />so when you are thinking of planting a garden, <br />and find someone feminine, fair, photogenic, <br />don’t fall for her, since you may not get a pardon <br />once you have discovered that she's not Edenic. <br /> <br />Inspired by two lines Zachary wrote to Abe Mezrich to celebrate the first portion of the Torah which is read tomorrow on Shabbat Breishit: <br /> <br />Trust not ye: woman, the gullible rib, <br />lest from home you are driven, and left with a fig. <br /> <br />© 2009 Gershon Hepner 10/16/09<br /><br />gershon hepner<br /><br />http://www.poemhunter.com/poem/never-trust-women/
