If i go to ireland, should i take a orange <br />Or should i take a green-apple <br />Should i dance a Irish jig <br />With my hands on my hips <br />No, 'What about the pickpockets'? <br />Should i drink a stout, make myself stout <br />Or should i be an observer <br />And watch people write poetry in Limerick <br />Wait a minute, i can sling mud in the forum <br />And hold hands with the Irish <br /> <br />Written For A Stout Round Irish Poetic Wench <br /> <br />Febuary 2007<br /><br />allan james saywell<br /><br />http://www.poemhunter.com/poem/batman-and-robin-satire-series-on-other-poets-22/