Look at the time! It's half-past six! <br />Time for me to be getting my kicks! <br />I'll have some whisky, <br />It'll make me frisky, <br />And then I'll get up to my usual tricks! <br /> <br />I like to be tipsy by half-past seven <br />'Cos that's my idea of going to heaven! <br />I'll have some rum <br />'Cos I'm not dumb, <br />And then I'll be drunk by the time it's eleven! <br /> <br />Look at the time! It's half-past eight! <br />I didn't know it was getting so late! <br />I'll have some brandy <br />Instead of shandy, <br />And then I'll be able to face my fate! <br /> <br />Look at the time! It's half-past nine! <br />Time to switch over and drink some wine, <br />I much prefer red <br />'Cos it goes to my head, <br />I'm getting quite plastered and I feel fine <br /> <br />Look at the time! It's half-past ten! <br />Time to go back to bed again! <br />I really think <br />I've had enough to drink, <br />But I'll be back on the bottle tomorrow again!<br /><br />John Thorkild Ellison<br /><br />http://www.poemhunter.com/poem/look-at-the-time-a-drinking-song/
