It's a Mortal Sin, everyone knows, <br />To masturbate or blow your nose! <br />My Christian friend is so squeaky clean <br />It makes want to shout out something obscene! <br />He's kind and wholesome, almost 'organic' <br />Like the fruit or vegetables, but I'm a cynic, <br />Why does he have to be so 'nice'? <br />Please, God, redeem him with some vice <br />And bring his virtue to an end <br />Before he drives me round the bend! !<br /><br />John Thorkild Ellison<br /><br />http://www.poemhunter.com/poem/holier-than-thou-3/
