Have you ever made love to a paralized goat? <br />Have you ever had Jesus right by the throat? <br />Have you ever had sex with a crucified cat? <br />Whatever you've done, I've done more than that! ! <br /> <br />I've lived in a sewer and eaten my fill <br />Of a whole lot of things that would make you feel ill, <br />I've gone for a walk and stepped in a turd <br />And swallowed it whole and even a third! <br /> <br />You may think me foolish, you may think me proud, <br />But I'll answer your protests by farting out loud, <br />And though you deny I'm a likeable chap, <br />I couldn't care less 'cos I'm having a crap! !<br /><br />John Thorkild Ellison<br /><br />http://www.poemhunter.com/poem/the-boast-of-sven-bloodaxe/
