I am going to smoke fags till I get cancer <br />Then wait till scientists find a cure or answer <br />Drink beer and spirits till my liver gives out <br />Then moan about waiting lists and shout <br />Eat bacon fried eggs and sausages till my arteries clog <br />Then want a bypass and try to give the female surgeon a snog <br />Sleep with as many women as I can <br />When I am asked why I say cause I am a man <br />Take drugs and sell the remains to mugs <br />When they can’t pay I send in the thugs <br />Drive my car like a boy racer <br />If women overtake me I chase her <br /> <br />People ask me why? <br />Then I start to cry <br />Cause I am unhappy and its no lie <br />But I think I know best <br />People’s advice is just a pest. <br />But deep down I wish I’d listened<br /><br />Daniel Hooks<br /><br />http://www.poemhunter.com/poem/i-don-t-listen/
