I told the ol' boy <br />I had no money <br />Nothing, <br />Nada, <br />Niente. <br />A fair warning <br />On my part. <br />He said <br />'Dude <br />Don't worry' <br />I went <br />I waited <br />And I got <br />bored. <br />My friend, <br />Winning at pool. <br /> <br />But that was <br />Nothing. <br /> <br />A lot of <br />Stunning, beautiful <br />women <br />The crem de la casting couch. <br /> <br />But that was <br />Nothing. <br /> <br />Me, Fromm, <br />Sitting there <br />Absorbing <br />I guess <br /> <br />But I was <br />Nothing. <br /> <br />How could I <br />become <br />Something? <br />Screw the rest of them! <br />What about me? <br />No money? <br />Not quite. <br />7 bucks to be exact! <br />What, <br />blow it on <br />1 drink at <br />This place? <br />I think not <br />Tic-Toc <br />Tic-Toc <br />I've got it! ! ! <br />The 7-11 <br />On <br />The <br />corner <br /> <br />I said <br />'be right back' <br />'cool' <br />or something <br />Like that he said <br />I went in <br />Requested a <br />Pint of Diamond Vodka <br />To go along <br />With my <br />12 oz. <br />bottle of cranberry <br />It came out to $6.87. <br />Hot damn, <br />What a smart shopper. <br />Now, where? <br />Hmmmmm. <br />Well, (I thought) <br />there's always the <br />Ihop across <br />the street. <br />And, <br />They have a bathroom. <br /> <br />I'm not <br />Ashamed <br />Of what I did <br />I feel empowered. <br />Who else <br />would have the guts <br />To stand in front <br />Of a large <br />Bathroom mirror <br />With the door <br />Locked <br />And look your self <br />In the eye <br />As you <br />Mix as much <br />Diamond Vodka <br />as you can <br />Into the cranberry <br />Juice <br />And <br />Drink it <br />As fast <br />As you can <br />So you don't <br />arouse suspicion? <br />Not many, thats who.<br /><br />matt fromm<br /><br />http://www.poemhunter.com/poem/oh-he-s-so-clever/
