I know a Chick named Dick <br />And a Guy called Lick <br />A Dog who answers to Trick <br />Also someone nicked-named Thick <br />But the best name of the Bunch <br />When it comes down to the Crunch <br />'And for everyone it is the same' <br />That is your God given Name<br /><br />David Darbyshire<br /><br />http://www.poemhunter.com/poem/funny-names/
