I was putting the eggs on the shelf at work today, <br />When what did I notice one packet say? <br />Eggs from a vegetarian-feed hen, <br />So I wonder - <br />What would a NON-VEGETARIAN-feed hen eat then? <br /> <br />Would they eat chicken? <br />Imagine the dinner-table conversation, <br />'Shame Penny's not here - but she's finger-licking' <br />After careful deliberation - <br />I don't think a hen would eat a relation. <br /> <br />Then what about Steak? <br />'Neville - Glad you could come - <br />Now how would you like your steak done? ' <br />Even if they were skinny as a rake, <br />I don't think a hen would like to eat stake. <br /> <br />This rest of the verse, <br />I shall leave up to you, <br />Please tell me, <br />What's a poor non-vegetarian-feed hen to do? <br /> <br />07/01/06<br /><br />Liz Munro<br /><br />http://www.poemhunter.com/poem/what-would-a-non-vegetarian-feed-hen-eat/
