Who’s on first, What’s on second <br />An Abbot and Costello skit <br />Costello never had it reckoned <br />He was fully confused by it <br /> <br />In the same mess were Bush and Gore <br />For them a similar confusion <br />Who got through the White House door <br />Was chosen by the court’s perusion <br /> <br />Costello and Abbot, commedians great <br />Could never be this funny <br />They didn’t have the Florida State <br />Funnier then sunny <br /> <br />With their minimal dimension <br />They’ve allowed us all to see <br />All four have called attention <br />To their great absurdity<br /><br />Stanley Cooper<br /><br />http://www.poemhunter.com/poem/abbot-costello-al-gore-george-bush/
